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Does beer have protein?

October 29, 2009

In an effort to find out what’s been eating the vocalist, what went down in Atlanta with O’Brien, and how  Killswitch Engage have remained atop of the metalcore heap, Online Shopping for Electronics Revolver sat down with Dutkiewicz, Jones, D’Antonio, and a plate of deli-meat sandwiches and demanded answers.

REVOLVER Howard, you look more fit and muscular than you have in ages.

ADAM DUTKIEWICZ Homeboy’s on a serious protein diet. He wakes up, drinks protein, does some push-ups, drinks more protein, goes inside, eats protein, and then we do our signing download movies. And after that, we go to catering, and he just bulks up on protein. HOWARD JONES [Laughs] Next question.

I’m just saying you look fit and healthy.

JONES I just like protein. It’s good for building mass, and it’s tasty.

You doing some serious weight training on the road? VA – Absolute Christmas (Bonus DVD)

JONES Moving on.

DUTKIEWICZ Onward and bulkward.

Does beer have protein?

JONES I wouldn’t know. I’m not a drinker. Adam drinks enough for everyone. [Laughs] Billy Wilder Biography

A lot of times, sober individuals don’t like how their peers behave when they drink. Is that ever a problem?

JONES No way. Adam’s hysterical. He’s pretty funny, period, but when he’s drinking, it’s even better. DUTKIEWICZ I actually do try to be a gentleman most of the time. JONES Yeah, like at some of the Music as a Weapon shows. He got to see a lot of female breasts, and he gets very giddy when that happens. DUTKIEWICZ It’s just funny. I love it when they look all sloppy like Cookie Monster eyes.

JONES [in hysterics] Cookie Monster eyes!! Google improves Gmail for iPhone,Android

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